Urgent: Vote Britney! Unless You're Cool With Losing To Gaga

Britney’s up against Lady Gaga in several polls ending soon, and she’s LOSING! This is unacceptable, and the Queen is not pleased. Brit texted me earlier saying if you guys don’t help her win these polls, you can kiss her Smurf blue Thousand Oaks ass! Kidding! Half kidding…

Our pride is at stake!